Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to nervous hota he- Ahista se ander dalo to phisal k pura ander chala jata he- phir ajibo gharib awaze aane lag jati hen- lakin aap bilkul nahi ghabrana, confidence se lage rehna aur us waqt tak na nikalna jub tak kam pura nahi ho jata. ATM CARD atm machine se.

Kuch log thodi der karte hain?. Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain, aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain, tab jaakar hota hai?. unka? Mobile Charge?!

Two Friendz TaLkinG. - Meri shadi hogai. * O ye to acha hoa. - Nahi, bura hoa, wo badsoorat hai. * O ye to bura hoa. - Nhi, acha hoa, wo buhat ameer hai. * O ye to acha hoa. - Nhi, bura hoa, wo mjhe ek rupiya nhi deti. * Ye to bura hoa. - Nhi, acha hoa, us ne mjhe Ghr khreed kr diya hai. * Ye to acha hoa. - Nhi, bura hoa, us Ghr mein aag Lag gai. * Ye to bura hoa. - Nhi, acha hoa, wo bhi ghr mein thee. ;-)

Teri Tight Tight Teri sohni sohni, patyala shalwar Ni, kuj hor na samjhi, Tenu dekh k mera chutt janda, Hath wichon Romal Ni, kuj hor na samjhi, Tenu Dekh k mera khara ho janda, Cycle vich bazar Ni, kuj hor na samjhi, Tu karwandi rai main karda riya, Tera intzaar Ni kuj hor na samjhi!

Uffo kia krte ho Dur hat jao Koi dekhe ga to kia soche ga? Aqal nahi hy kya? Uf abi nhi karo na Akele me krna NAAK SAAF ;-> Hmesha Ganda Sochna :p

kaisa lgta hai? barasti barish main, hawa k jhonkon k sung, khamoshi sy chalte hue koi aap ka hath tham k holay se keh de "GATAR"HAI ZARA KHAYAL SE.

Ur Best Ur Unforgetable Ur so cute Ur Great Ur so sweet Ur so Intelligent Ooppsss! Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia?..!

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It?s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty

mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka deti ho to khara ho jata hai rom rom jazbaat ka kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo baloo mein phool ghulab ka

Girls College K Bahar Chaat Wale Ko Larki Bolti Hai: Bhaiya Meri Chaat. . Chaat Wala: Ek Minute . . . Larki: Jaldi Se Chaat Period Start Hone Wala Hai. . ;->

1-Ladki Kadkay k paas gai,Ladkay ne Uolta kia,Peechhay se Khola,Aur....... Under Dala. Ladki Bohut khush thhi,Wo pehli baar Dalva rahi thhi.'Mobile mai SIM CARD'>

Ek Larki Duusri Se Kehti Hy . . . : Yaar Pehle Tou Dheere Bara Maza Aa Rha Tha Par. . . . . . Doosri: Par Kia. . ? Par Jab Baad Me Zor Zor Se Jhatke Lagne Lage, Meri Tou Kamar Hi Toot Gayi. . . . Kasam Khati Hoon, Aaenda W-11 Ki Buso'n Me Kabhi Safar Nhi Karungi . . . ;->

Have You Ever Rearrange the Letters ... " M O T H E R I N L A W " It Would Come As " W O M A N H I T L E R " ;-> :d

Subah lo to dil khush krti hai . . Dupehar me lo to susti dur krti hai . . Raat me lo to mazay k sath thakan bhi dur krti hai . . . . . kya baat hai Tea ki...!

Newz reporter:Ap ka best cricketer kon hai. Nergis: YUHANA Newz reporter:Mainy ap ka best cricketer pocha hai HOBBY nahi.

Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy Or baat aa kar zubaan tak ruknay lagay to.. To.. To.. To.. To.. To.. To... VICKS ki goli lu

Teacher told RAMU 2 write a sentence Ramu wrote:"My penis in ur hand" Teacher slapped RAMU why? B'coz he forgot to put space between Pen & is... ;->

India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai, Bolta B hai Chalta B hai Khata B hai Monchen hen us ki Pagri pehnta hai Naam hai uska? S=Sardar M=ManMohan S=Singh;-)

Mera dill karta he k aap ko maaroon, Din raat maaroon, Subho-wa-shaam maaroon, 1 jaga 8/10 maaroon, Maarta rahun, Daro mat miss call maarne ki baat kar raha hun

Rat ko aik larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia. Car kareeb aa kar ruki to larki boli oh i am sory main samji taxi hai. Car wala bola main bi yehi samja tha.,